"Zangoose Day is coming up! An anonymous friend gave me these socks as a Z-Day gift. I just so happened to buy a pair of cute sneakers for Z-Day, and they went great with the socks! They looked so great as a pair, that I decided to put them on immediately! Why not? It's almost Zangoose Day! I have to show all the Zangoose fans!
"I would have came sooner had it not been for a... ugh, a pesky Seviper. It came into my path while I was walking in my brand new socks and sneakers... it seemed extra grumpy too, considering it's not Seviper Day... more of the vice versa.
"Since it seemed so pissed that it wanted to bite me, my instincts kicked in and I gave it a good stomp. The first stomp seemed to halt it in it's course. I figured I had to subdue the Seviper or somethin'. So I slowly tried to crush it using both of my feet
"It didn't work. Either it didn't like my sneakers or I stepped on the wrong spot, because it squirmed madly under my soles. Before I knew it, the tail wrapped around one of my shoes, and the Seviper and my paw ended up in a tug of war. I'm so glad I had those socks on... thanks, anonymous friend.
"I had to give it another good stomp. This time, my foot landed right on target, and I felt its muscles tense, and then relax. My foot was free. Guess what I did with that other foot? I stomped with that foot too!
"By that time, I figured I can literally walk all over the Seviper by now. Like hell, I did. I started walking all over the Seviper, giving a good press in my shoes every now and then. It's funny that underneath that thick scaly skin, Sevipers are actually soft, especially under my soles. Oh, did I mention my soles were custom made? That Seviper's going to have Zangoose marks all over it by the time my sneakers were done with it.
"And they were done. The coup de grace was a nice sneaker to the head. I slowly put my shoe on that Seviper's skull. This was my victory: to make that Seviper look into my soles, into the very treads that molded its skin and squished its body, and worship the very sneakers worn by the very zangoose that defeated it. I pressed my sneaker into its head for a good five minutes. After I had my fill, I walked off, one shoe lifted from the Seviper, and then the other shoe. Finally free from the treads that pinned it to the ground, the Seviper scuttled off.
"And that's my story to all of you Zangoose Day fans. Anybody else want to see my sneakers?"
I know that this is like... six days too early to be considered a Zangoose Day pic, but I missed a few Zangoose Days. So, better early than never.
HAPPY ZANGOOSE DAY! LONG LIVE THE ZANGOOSE!