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1. Name: Anthony
2. Nickname(s): Ant, Anty Boy, Tony, Tony Akita, Fluffy Akita (Thanks sis -n-)
3. Birthday: July 20
4. That makes you: 17, but going on 18
5. Where were you born: Baltimore, MD
6. Location right now: My bedroom, with my laptop
7. Shoe size: Last I checked, it was... 9? Adult?
8. How many piercings?: Zero
9. Tattoos?: Zero again... unless temporary tattoos count
10. When you wake up you're: Wanting to go back to sleep.
11. When you're about to sleep you're: Too busy roleplaying to go to sleep
12. Zodiac sign: Cancer, and proud of it
13. Chinese sign: The Ox, the working animal (1997)
14. Righty or Lefty: Right handed
15. Innie or Outie: Innie... we're talking about my belly button, right?
16. School: I graduated. I'm going to college.

Section Two: Looks (Ooh... ewe)

17. Nationality: American, White
18. Hair color: Dark brown, so dark you could swear it's black. (I say it's black, mom says it's brown)
20. Weight: Somewhere over 100 lbs.
21. Height: 5 foot, 9 inches? I'm terrible at remembering stuff like this
22. Braces? None
23. Glasses? Occasionally

Section Three: Private Life ("Oh boy, here we go." :iconjontronplz:)

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? Nope.
25. If so, who? Are you trying to make me feel alone?
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? I have a crush on this one girl in my art class. (I get a lot of my crushes from there)
27. Who has a crush on you? One too many to count.
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? Nope.
29. Who was your first kiss: My mom? I'm so alone...
30. Who was your last kiss: I don't know, and I don't even...
31. Are you a virgin? Yep! Dunno if I want to do it, though.
32. Ever had a threesome before? Sounds like a challenge.
33. If you could have sex with anyone, who would that be? An artist, and we would have a lovely family. Average, but lovely.
34. Have you ever been in love? Yes. I can be a romantic.
35. Broken any hearts? Given? Yes, and I also dealt a Queen of Spades.
36. Got your heart broken? Actually... do internet relationships count? If so, then the internet is a dramatic place.
37. Ever liked a friend? I fight for my friends.
38. What happened? Well, one friend I met in a game store, and he happened to have an FA account. This is probably my most recent friend, but he is a nice guy.

Section Four: Past Relationships (I think I need an adult)

39. How many relationships have you been in: None?
40. How many were serious enough to count: Definitely none.
41. Who were those serious ones: N/A
42. Funnest hook-ups: Well, I took this girl to the prom and... wait, FUNNEST?! (Somebody call the grammar police)
43. What made them different: I actually went on a date with them.
44. What happened: We danced, and in my senior prom, my date for that went with me to the after prom party and we played Apples and Apples.
45. Best boy/girlfriend: Now that I think about it, I'll say Emerald. (though it's still a crush)
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: Don't think I met one yet... IRL that is.
47. Ever been kissed: Only by my family. I need a life.
48. Who do you want back: A few girls, I'll admit. A track and field partner, an Asian...
49. Who do you regret: Nobody, actually
50. Why?: Because I get around.


Section Five: Favorites (This will be a long one)

51. Song: Champagne Supernova by Oasis
52. Movie: Star Wars Franchise... and Song of the Sea
53. Food: Pizza
54. Drink: Sweetened Iced Tea
55. Store: Re:Gen
56. Television show: Robot Chicken
57. Holiday: Christmas
58. Book: Redwall
59. Ice cream: Cookies and Cream
60. Sweets: Frappucino
61. Crisps: Sour cream and onion chips
62. Type of music: Classic and alternative rock, with a bit of 80s pop
63. Artist: Andy Warhol
64. Word: Yeah
65. Time of day: Evening
66. Dressing: Ranch, I guess?
67. Alcoholic drink: None
68. Colour(s): Red, blue, black, gold, and purple
69. Piece of clothing: Boots, joggers, and t shirts
70. Character: Han Solo (Star Wars), Ike (Fire Emblem), and L (Death Note)
71. Smell: Whatever is cooking in the kitchen
72. Shampoo: Axe
73. Soap: Dove
74. Smiley: ^^
75. Board game: Clue
76. Sport: Football
77. Number: 5, and multiples of 5
78. Quote: "I fight for my friends" (Ike)
79. Animal: Cats, dogs, and anything else that's cute
80. Actor: Michael Cera, my Senpai
82. Vegetable: Brocolli
83. Fruit: Oranges and strawberries
84. Place to be: Bedroom
85. Thing in your room: My PS3
86. Gum: Trident
87. Shape: Abstract
88. Country: Italy and Japan
89. Mall: White Marsh Mall
90. Car: Lambourghinis and Mazdas
91. Boy's name: Cody
92. Girl's name: Jenny
93. Family member: Mom
94. Restaurant: Starbucks
95. Movie place: AMC Theater
96. Person to go to the movies with: Family
97. Noise: Seagull sounds
98. Brand of shoe: New Balance
99. Brand of clothing: Nike, I guess?
100. Body part of a chicken: Wings. I would say breast, but that has too much meat. Wings have the perfect balance of meat and skin
101. Swear word: F**k
102. Month: July
103. Possession: Laptop
104. Team: Baltimore Ravens
105. Season: Summer
106. Radio station: 100.7 The Bay
107. Magazine: MAD Magazine
108. Favorite grade: Senior, 12th grade
109. Least favorite grade: Anywhere in Middle School
110. Teacher: My 10th and 11th grade math teacher.
111. Least favorite teacher: My 7th grade social studies teacher. Nobody liked her
112. Subject: Art
113. Subject to talk about: Art again

OK... we're past the 100 question mark. 300 more to go. THIS IS SPARTA!

Section Six: Family (Please... go away)

114. Who's your mum?: Somebody I love
115. Who's your dad?: A good card player
116. Any step-parents?: No, thank god
117. Any brothers?: One, and he is the youngest
118. Any Sisters?: One, and she is the youngest... second youngest
120. Coolest: My sister
121. Loudest: Me >///<
122. Best relative: Our grandparents eue
123. Worse relative: Our dad
124. Do you get along with your parents? Not really. Our family is far from normal
125. With your siblings? Sorta. You try understanding my sister
126. Does anyone understand you? Mom does
127. Do you have any pets? None
128. If so, what kind and name? N/A
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: I want a dog, and I want to name him after one of my fursonas
130. Can I be a part of your family? Hell no!

Section Seven: School (I'm done with school)

131. Are you still in school? Graduated
132. Did you drop out?: Nope!
133. Your current GPA: Over 3.5
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: I bought my lunches
135. ABC's?: I didn't like English class much until 12th grade. (Thanks, Mr. Bowman! ^^)
136. Favorite class: Art class, of course... and math class.
137. Play any sports at school?: Cross country and track. CC was better though.
138. Are you popular?: You have no idea... ewe
139. Favorite memory: I think it would be winning that TV in the afterprom party raffle. Best prom ever.
140. Most humiliating moment: Getting a b**** in health class. (They said it happens randomly XD)
141. Most funniest moment: When I bombed a Track meet. I didn't even get on the track
142. Most scared moment: Preparing for prom

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear (This will be fun)

145. Chicken: Hungry... fry that b*tch.
146. Dog: Run from it! It may bite! (I want my own dog so it will never bite)
147. Christina Aguilera: Who?
148. Ricky Martin: Livin' La Vida Loca
149. 50 cent: I don't like rap
15o. Poop: Adam Sandler
151. Beach: Ocean City. When can we go there again?
152. Desert: Pyramids and sand
153. Water: Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces. Also, thirsty... bottle that b*tch.
154. Osama: Al Queda
155. Love: 80's ballad music
156. Your little brother: Annoying little kid
157. Butt: (scoffs)
158. Clowns: Insane Clown Posse, f*ck them.
159. Wonder: You're my Wonderall...
16o. Brown: Poop... and then Adam Sandler
161. Banana: I wanna crush it under my boots, mmm...
162. Sex: Enough said.
163. Parents: Gotta get away from them.
164. Homosexuals: How do they do it? Like... do they...
165. God: I'm going to hell...

Section Nine: Do you believe in (Who made this?)

166. God: Sorta...
167. Heaven: Sorta...
168. Devil: Absolutely
169. Hell: Sorta...
170: Boogy man: Nope!
171. Closet Monsters: Nada.
172. Fortune telling: If fortune cookies count... yes.
173. Magic: Nope, but it's fun!
174. Love at first sight: Kind of... yeah.
175. Ghosts: Skeptical, but not much
176. Voo-doo dolls: Who knows?
177. Reincarnation: Definitely
178. Yourself: Depends...


Section Ten: Do you (Do I what?)

179. Smoke: No way
180. Do drugs: Never
181. Drink alcohol: Not a drop
182. Cuss: F**k yeah
183. Sing in the shower: Definitely. Ask my mom.
184. Like school: Only the good teachers
185. Want to get married: Oh yeah...
186. Type with all of your fingers: Well.. not all. Never used my pinkie.
187. Think you're attractive: Yes, I'm a douche.
188. Drink and drive: Not in a million years.
189. Snore: Nope.
190. Sleep walk: Not to my knowledge.
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Lovely

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: I don't have boobs to flash
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: Never.
194. Told that person how you felt: Many times
195. Been arrested: Nope. Clean as soap
196. Gone to jail or juve: Nope. Cleaner than dropped soap.
197. Skateboarded: Unprofessionally.
198. Skinny dipped: The f*ck is that?
199. Rock climbed: Twice... I guess?
200. Killed someone: NO!
201. Watched porn: Boot porn counts?
202. Gone on a road trip: Absolutely
203. Went out of the country: Once
204. Talked back to an adult: Too many times
205. Broken a law: None
206. Got pulled over: Yes
208: Cried to get out of trouble: Don't recall, but might have
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Don't recall, but... eww
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: X3 Who is asking this?
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: Uhh, no?
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: Few times, I sometimes eat stuff off the floor
213. Moon someone: X3 Don't recall, but eww... but might have, BUTT! (scoffs)
214. Shop-lifted: Nope
215. Worked at McDonald's: I need a job
216. Eaten a dog: Hot dogs, yeah
217. Give money to a homeless person: No... you trying to make me feel guilty?
218. Glued your hand to yourself: "What? No"
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: Nada
220. Had a one night stand: Damn... no
221. Smoked: Never
222. Done drugs: Never, you running out of questions?
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: No
224. Slap someone for being stupid: My siblings
225. Had cyber sex: Oh yeah... eue
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: I guess?
227. Caught someone doing something: A few times
228. Played a game that removes clothing: Heavy Rain, GTA V, Shulk in SSB4
229. Cried during a movie: Maybe
230. Cried over someone: Yeah... -n-
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: Yeah... TnT
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: A few times
233. Ran away from home: No...
234. Cheated on a test: Not really. I did once in 5th grade, but I was caught and I retook the test. (I never knew about cheating back then)

We're past the halfway part... (pant, pant) Hang in there laptop!
Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: Hell no... my 10 year self would... (I used to be brave)
236. Sky dive: HELL NO!
237. Swim with dolphins: Hell yeah...
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: If it was Chris Brown's gf, yes. (I can treat her right)
239. Try to be the opposite sex: No... well, maybe. -///-
240. Lie to the police: Hell no
241. Run from the police: Hell no... well... :P
242. Lie to your parents: Occasionally
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: Only if I am desperate. Don't put me in the SAW movies
244. Be an exotic dancer: No, I don't even have the physique
245. F**k a donkey for 1, 000, 000: -///- Just gonna close my eyes and pray it doesn't kick.

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: Yes
247. Loud: YES!!!
248. Nice: I try
249: Outgoing: Can be occasionally
250: Quiet: Nope... unless I have to
251. Mean: I can be cruel
252. Emotional: Yes (sobs)
253. Sensitive: Yes (bawls)
254. Gay: I'm bicurious
255. Strong: X3 No
256. Weak: X3 Yes
257. Caring: Somewhat
258. Dangerous: I hope not
259. Crazy: In a way
260. Spontaneous: Absolutely
261. Funny: When I'm not trying
262. Sweet: Sugar sweet... by sugar, I meant so full of sugar, a bear would go insane if it ate me
263. Sharing: X3 Not really
264. Responsible: I dunno... is that a bad sign?
265. Trustworthy: Seriously, is that a bad sign?
266. Open-minded: I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!
267. Creative: I try. I TRY HARD.
268. Cute: X3 Oh yes
269. Slick: Ohhhhh yeaaaaah, not really
270. Smart: In a way
271. Dumb: In a way
272. Evil: In a way... :evillaugh:
273. Ghetto: F*ck no ya pimp!
274. Classy: Absolutely not. I lack the social structure for such concentrated conversation.
275. Photogenic: No... I don't even know what that means.
276. Dependable: Only when I'm not lazy. I make no promises
277. Greedy: In a way... GIMME FOOD
278. Ugly: Absolutely no- OH MY GOD! IS THAT A ZIT?
279. Messy: Don't come in my room. It's an apocalypse.
280. Neat: Don't come near me.
281. Perverted: ewe
282. Silly: >w<
283. A Bitch: e_e Who asked you?
284. A Good Listener: Huh? What?
285. A Fighter: I fight for my fri- (gets beaten up)
286. A Party Animal: Oh my god. Absolutely.
287. A Game Freak: OMG! ABSOLUTELY! PWNED! gg
288. A Computer Freak: OMG. LOL

Section Fourteen: Future (I'm scared)

289. Dream job: Game programmer, designer, comic artist, journalist, I can't decide
290. Dream house: That, I have decided on. If Kent Island doesn't flood over, I will get at least an apartment by the bay.
291. Husband/Wife: (crosses fingers) Please be an artist
292. Kids: Well... I dunno if I can handle kids, but it'd be nice
293. Names: I'd name them after my friends or fursonas
294. Pets: An akita or border collie
295. Car: A Mazda or a FIAT
296. Age you would want to get married: Mid 20s to late 30s
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: One of my cousins. I'm part Italian
298. Honeymoon: Nothing too fancy. A trip to Florida, maybe?

Section Fifteen: Your friends (Here we go again...)

299. Best friend: Jesse and Bobby
300. Known the longest: Those I met in elementary school
301. Craziest: Can't tell. I was always the craziest.
302. Loudest: Again, can't tell
303. Shyest: Dunno
304. Best hair: Jesse
305. Best eyes: Dale
306. Best body: Dale, I guess?
307. Most Athletic: Dale and a few others
308. Hot-Tempered: Dunno, we were all wild in school
309. Most impatient: Dunno.
310. Shortest: Somebody named Kenny
311. Tallest: Dale
312. Skinniest: Dale XD Nah, I would be the skinniest
313. Best singer: Don't recall either 
314. Funniest: My best friends and Dale
315. Can always make you laugh: I rarely laugh but when I do, see above
316. Wish you talked to more: Everyone I knew
317. Wish you saw more: See above, but there were a lot when I was a senior
318. Who drives you insane after a while: I dunno XD I'm already insane
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: I dunno... :(
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': Not yet
321. Whose always been there when you need them: I dunno, I guess you guys
322. Who is like your family: The guys in dA. They're a strange, but virtual, kind of family
323. How many friends do you have?: Many... or little
324. How many are really close? Very little

Less than 100 questions left! Don't stop me now!
Section Sixteen: The last (I hope!)

325. Thing you ate: Ramen
326. Thing you drank: Water
327. Thing you wore: Shorts
328. Thing you did: Played G mod
329. Place you went: The kitchen
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: My arm (Do temporary tattoos still count?)
331. Person you saw: My sister
332. Person you hugged: My grandmother
333. Person you kissed: My grandmother
334. Person you f****d: N/A
335. Person you talked to online: RandomNutz Please, Quai! Help me!
336. Person you talked to on the phone: Mom
337. Song you heard?: A song by Oasis
338. Show you saw: The News
339. Time you fought with your parents: Two days ago
340. Time you fought with a friend: A year ago?
341. Words you said: "A year ago?" ~Tony

Section Seventeen: Now (Now what?)

343. What are you eating: Nothing
344. What are you drinking: Saliva
345. What are you thinking: Drawing something for HyenaVoid
346. What are you wearing: No shirt and shorts
347. What are you doing: This meme
349. Hair: Medium and still dark brown... or is it black?
350. Mood: Tired
351. Listening to: Another song by Oasis
352. Talking to anyone: Nobody
353. Watching anything: I want to watch YouTube

50 QUESTIONS LEFT! >W<
Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: No
355. Are you a carnivore: Yes (Hell yes)
356. Are you heterosexual: Yes (Now)
357. Do you like penguins: Yes (Something about penguins is awesome)
358. Do you write poetry: Yes (Occasionally)
359. Do you see stupid people: Yes
360. You + Me: No (It's a big no for me)
361. Do you like the Osbournes: No
362. Can you see flying pigs: No (Do I?)
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: No
364. Are you from Afghanistan: No
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: No? (Who?)
366. Are you a zombie: No (Still alive)
367. Am i annoying you: Yes (F*ck off)
368. Do you bite your nails: No (Gross...)
369. Can you cross your eyes: No
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: No (IT'S AN APOCALYPSE)
371. Have you touched someone's private part: No

Section Nineteen: This or That (You can roll with this, or you can roll with that, or you can roll with us!)

372. Winter or Summer: Summertime!
373. Spring or Autumn: Spring... time?
374. Shakira or Britney: Shakira
375. MTV or VH1: VH1. MTV sucks now (25 questions!)
376. Black or White: Black
377. Yellow or Pink: Yellow
378. Football or Basketball: Tough choice. I actually enjoy both sports, but I'd go with football
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Mobile Phone, and a cheap one
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencils, you can't erase pens.
381. Cold or Hot: Hot, baby!
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Tattoos, piercings sound painful
383. Inside or Outside: Outside
384. Weed or Alcohol: Weed. Seriously, it's the most healthiest (and natural) drug, and the world would be a more chill place.
385. Coke or Pepsi: No Coke, Pepsi!
386. Tape or Glue: Glue. It's super effective!
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: In-n-out. Great deals there!

Section Twenty: Opinions (We're almost there!)

388. What do you think about classical music: It needs music videos. (Bring back Fantasia!)
389. About boy bands: Seems to be popular with girls. Me personally, I have nothing against them.
390. About suicide: Don't do it. It's not worth it. You got a good life. (10!)
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: F*ck them. That's all. (9!)
392. About teen pregnancy: Sounds scary. Always wear protection. ;) (8!)
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: In an apartment, trying to stay alive. Honestly, I don't know, and I'm afraid to know... (7!)
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: I think my internet buddies will still hang with me, and at least one pal from college. (6!)
395. About gay men: Stay gay. ^^ I have nothing against them either. In fact, some of my friends are gay. (5!)

Section Twenty-One: (AWW COME ON! THIS ONE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A TITLE!)

396. Do you have a website: No, but I want one. (continues researching on how to make a website) (4!)
397. Current weather right now: Cloudy. It's been raining a lot. (3!)
398. Current time: 5:53 pm EST (2!)
399. Any shout outs: Shout out to RandomNutz, BenjiPaws for the good times, SammiFoxy for my wisdom, and RatchetMechanic on FA! (1!)
400. Last thoughts: Finally done! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to click Upload Journal and then do the fukiretta in celebration.

~Tony
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